What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:16
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
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Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
No way
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
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Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
The world needs the United States, but the USA doesn't need the world. Is this true?
Minds and Behinds
No go.
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What's a band that is really popular that you don't like? Why?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
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